07 July 2009

mon

go to cc mac first meet up with weng yi and shavon and go to the roof and take the video ,retarded more than 5 /10 blopper is because of me ,weng yi say i give stupid face hahaha .later got car accident but i never saw , but saw the result so children moral of the accident=don't eat/drink/kiss/poop/pee when drving hahaha later shavon,wengy yi ,gen tell me to take picture (big shot lar )and i shoot the accident hahahha

later.....

go to the basketball place unknow i commit a crime ,i try to steal jackson green tea /should i say take but weng yi caught me in action ,hey i am super spy hor shavon and me started naming peoples

jackson=eemmett
celia=rosalie
alice=weng yi
jasper=unknown
bella=shavon (puking)
edwar=unknown -
renesmee=gen (my dear not gen but the character )
jacob=me hahahaha me and gen dun have relationship expect for best friend

04 July 2009

OMG new mooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New Moon Movie Trailer - Official (HD) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYBF3HKzrmE
Twilight Profiles : The Cullen Vampire Origins http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y66ZB0uIQbo&annotation_id=annotation_159644&feature=iv



7 month to go but i can't wait for that long OMG new moon isabella mary swan you must wait for me so is edward cullen , jacob black i think i am going to cry when i saw bella and edward break up .


today is USA birthday ,HAPPY BIRTHDAY USA and MY COUSIN DELADINE fifth BIRTHDAY

03 July 2009

hahaha today d and t is a boogus do what highlighter , sulpther
recess nothing to do ,eat, talking crap , go up

sci hahah ms low bring us down to lab and CHAOSSSSSS hahaha ms low is mad and shouted"NO LAB CLASS GO BACK TO CLASS" we "YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

eng CHAOOSSSSS i mean of coz. chaoss mr ho class is so slient it is scarly

chinese:the teacher know my name yahhhh hahahaha

01 July 2009

today is such a crazy day

-7.15 and i am the first 1 to reach
-caroline and i are praking each oother

23 Ways to annoy your parents/teachers/friend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ySVOVi32vI&feature=related

27 June 2009

hi guys,i dream about something so strange for 3 days i can't figure out 1 of a guy in my dream he say that i have to master the four element ,fire,air,earth,water i think it is bullshit but the man keep telling that sentence OMG i think i watched too much avatar

25 June 2009

hahahaha today damn stupid cause it is boring ok skip skip skip to dinner
dad=(I PLAYING WITH MY BLANKET )ai got a lot of dust le
me=you say that mummy never clean the house la
hahahahahaha crap crap

24 June 2009

hey peeps i damn bored
1st reason=becuase my friend are human but i am a human act like owls (but can't turn my head into 180)
2nd=xiaolin showdown and the avatar legend of aang,the last airbender is delete as the you tube YOUTUBE
3rd=cause my mum and dad is talking about ________ again
4th=i am so innoccent (no comment is make )
5th=i am ...... a boy
ok gen and jack i know that it not have extend the hoilday sian now is STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY fr 5 day 2 day of rest what the i can't do it but part of me want to chit chat with my friend but some want to sleep man i am going physo really maybe you go to school you can't find me cause i am sleeping like a log hahah getti log and my school (greenest good for eyes NAH ) hahaha DUH green is goo , goo is vomit ,vomit is not very nice things you seee

22 June 2009

OMG i heard the news maybe WE ARE EXTENDING THE HOILDAY OMG I DAMN HAPPY

20 June 2009

nothing to do ,

earlier in this noon ,i wathed the top 40 pranks hahaha that is the best man sweet i can feel that revenge is sweet hahahahahahahahahaha

19 June 2009

hi peeps ,


1 weeks


at home , go lot 1 or ah ma house

2 weeks


at home,go lot 1 or ah ma house

3 weeks

at home go lot 1 sentosa ah ma house


my holiday is wasted man i hate it ,3 weeks of my freedom of not go to school and look at that bitch face , Mr hoo fuck it i am not going to listen to his bull crap wait i never listen to his words

my mum is going to thai tomorrow OMG the H1N1 in thai is growing fast i am so bored


2 of the army guys,drop in the well, 1 is dead the dead is called=shi ren
what is the survior called=he called for help hahahahahhaah
yesterday night is a torture of me ,i is so hot that i stwich my fan to 3rd button and put it far to me ,that my blanket flew SIAN don't know saturday can go the what island ,jackson if i can go i message you okay .OMG gen tell me that ,her sister boyfriend sister after watching drag me to hell ,she woke up with the handphone wire coiled around her neck OMG OMG lucky they never watched lucky lucky sian lor let play

lot-lor mee- mee pok-pork meat-meet it-it rox-rox is ME hahahahaha lame lame lame
lame ;lame lame l.ame l

18 June 2009

what a crazy day,

1st:i never see kevin when i am going to lot 1
2nd:i saw a girl running so fast that the automatic door "can react " and (bang)
3rd:pranked call yuan tao ,idea is come for a 14 year old boy kevin
4th:going to habourfront and take mrt (talking crap)(jerome and siew shuen handky-panky)
5th:reached vivo city(jerome,jackson,gen,kevin,jx,yuan tao,celia eating)
6th:guide kevin to toliet and do something stupid i mean it is kevin and me
7th:take sky train to sentosa
8th:about to reached there gen and me waved at the workers awww he waved back
9th:pass merlion and everyone look at siew shuen awwwww
10th:waved to the staff again(it is about friendliness) hahaha
11th:wanted to play the luge and the sky rider but too expensive (sian)
12th:ride bicycle (i hit into the pole hahaha my own stupidness)
13th:go to beach and play water ok only me playing and my iimgainary friend accompany me ) hahaha no lar gen and celia play but only feet wet
14th:jerome and jackson Yuan tao and jx play freesbie
15:take a nap (siew shuen) later the bird poo poo drop on her face but it never happened
16th:i HIT BY A FRISBEE(OUCHHHHH OK LAR FELT LIKE A SLAP BY A BODYBUILDER)
17th:i go shower(push worng taps when i wanted to wash my feets hehehe)

go back to west mall watch movie and go home

17 June 2009

hey , whats up with the blogger mY VERNADA i will miss you ,like children missing their banlkets

15 June 2009

walua i damn fucking tired .

FRIDAY

i am went to malaysia .go to my 5th great aunt house it is a shophouse cool shit .buya lot of things from bar-bra

later go to my uncle new house

my uncle said that at night he heard some noise OMG

go to the last greataunt house

2 floor ,mixed well with all my cousin (11 of them)
play the paris and milan roleplay hahaha great time

SATURDAY

eat talk
at 3pm my aunt fetch me and my ah ma go to her house (as her son is going to marry )

got buffet ,my cousin there is all above 18~ sian luckily my cousin age me 1 year came we played psp , play com. as below got so many people that you walk out and play with the dog you will bump to a person

my aunt had a cute small dog and a large greman shephard

talk with ah ying jie jie and ting zuo
y:the sims 2 can i have it back so i want to play
me:oh it is at my house i call my sis to bring it here

hahaha i forgot i about the whole sims 2 thing
it is 2 years back............

better than my sis
it is when she , me , them licking the lolipop hahahahahahahaha


SUNDAY
wedding (congrate to ah-chen kor kor )

morning= i am the latest to be awake so cold the air-con and strong can blow me away .i had no idea what happened all of the ah ma -s is walking here walk there changed and bathed

afternoon= buffet !!!!! but everyone is at outside hahahaha i am taking a nap we go and to the living room outside at the 2nd floor
play black jack i win 5 buck riggit hahahahahahaha feng shui very good

evening=went to the new york hotel to go and eat it is so B-O-R-I-N-G take pics the 1st dish is so stupid the song is so long 4 mins + +
the waiter do some stupid things 1st dish is up ,and the 2nd dishes is so long the video is very good everyone is drunk but i don't want to drink cause the year of the red wine is not good 198 something
(the year of red wine is the longer the better).

morning=12 at the malaysia and singapore causeway talk talk talk but .my ah ma is tired due to all the ah ma woke up at 4 am poor ah ma












11 June 2009

hey ,i am so bored

eat
sleep
shit
pee
eat
nap
eat
watch tv
laptop
watch some fucking movie(the movie is not a porn)
sleep

regluar timetable hahahaha nah i am not that bored
later
i am so bored watching all the wizards of waverly place(season 1 and 2),hannah montana (season 1,2 and 3)
my mum changed wrong bedsheet she used my sis one nvm cause it is cozy and soft with a fan swtiching on at the biggest winds

she is such a bitch just get out of my life and my planet my solar system ,go to some fucking place that they use fuck as greet ,wooo (ok it is not the time to be wooo)your action,your face,your body,your tummy ,your nose ,your ear ,your thick lips .ARGGGHHHHHHH

she is such a girl just get in of my life and my planet my solar system, got to some nicely place that they use kiss as greet ,your action,your body,your movement ,you lips ,your tongue


ok the difference the 1 st one is breaking up
the 2nd one is asking for stead

trust me ,i am the expert dun get in to the realtionship
inspired by :celia, and others heart broken girl and boys

09 June 2009

today go out to lot 1 and buy something i mean who never, (no comment are made).

i am so busted when i am sms-ing someone and my mum behind me *oppies

kevin happy birthday i am going to hug you i love you*as friend

08 June 2009

hi, guys a poem for you

you change your hair
you change your clothes
you change your brain
that just the way it goes

nice poem of coz.

later at 1:06

i damn scared going down i asked my sister she say"go out yourself" but my mummy cook takoyaki for me awwwwwww it the power of love ~~~~

hahahahaso BORED OMG i spell it correctly WHHOOOTTTSSSSS
hahaha i want to watch hannah again but my mum say to me :your girlfirend isit
me:no ,my wife
MUM:(angry mode activated) *icy cool stare
me:hehehehee what about eating sushi *pointing at ermm sushi

07 June 2009

WALUA, I AM SO BORBEDTHAT I FORGOT HOW TO SPELLi wanted to shout for my mum
MUMMYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
useless lar hahaha but i will presevered to be zai nan <--boy jonathan you can do it yes ! i can do it !!!! i wanted to buy some chips at 7-11 but i scared someone will RAPE ME damn crap hahaha

1)i am boy
3)you dun noe i skip 2
4)you are checking now
5)you are a stupid cunt

HELP ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cause i fallen in love
hahahahaha funny right !!!XDXDXDXD

if three man bathing....(guess a household item)

=washing machine

as in hokien(is washing three things)p.s the thing is dick


Hi,Dr.hanatewakusoshiseo,tadashiteteriyaki ,suzukihondacivic.
i am here to make you a little less dumb.Please let ,your uncle,anunties,hamster,dogs,papers,teacher(scienctist proved that teacher are dumb) to watch

And the word of the day is DICKER
5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

dicker ->dick->HE->human->cat<-the arrival of dicker

dicker;a noun
meaning:has small(kuku)
how to use it:

1)Mr ho ,you are a dicker !
2)mr.ho, dick are like dicker ones.!
3)mr oh,you pee-ed on me ,you dicker !
just use some brain juices and you can Do it !(not you ,mr ho)


Teee HEeee

05 June 2009

wow,just came back from singapore ,as for the last post is my cousin who post it ,another dicker hahahaha

i am so going to watch
-new moon
-harry potter 6
-hannah montana (watch)

04 June 2009

i am going make a rant ,

About singaporean

.why must there alway have a group of old aunties at the coffee shop sitting never order foods and talk ,gossip ,laugh ??

.why must singaporean urine undirect into the hole (for boy)must put a reward for 100 dollar if the pee never "go out of place".

why singaporean must be the 1st ?
hi,i watch miley cyrus new show hannah montana the movie hahah i like the "you will alway find your way back home"walua edwin not hong girl younger than you leh ,kangxing i feel sad for you
damn innocent someone ask me to do it and i do it

besides your lips, where is your favourite spot to get kiss?
my lips ,one and only place
how do you feel when you wake up this morning?
want to eat kevin up
who was the last person you took picture with?
me !

would you consider to be spoiled?
of coz. no

would you ever donate blood?
some how
do you have a good friend of the opposite sex?
yes i am very friendly
do you want someone dead?
no i say i am a friendly GUY!

what does your last msg say?
exercise leh
what are you thinking of right now?
me and her and me

did you wish someone was right here with you right now?
yes
when did you go to sleep last night?
1.23
where did you bought the shirt you're wearing now?
your ass
is someone on your mind right now?
yah
who was the last person you text?
jermaine

03 June 2009

hahahaha,today went to gym with jermiane thinking that 4 people are going inculde us but izyan and edwin suddenly say cannot ....>:( jermaine and me use some exercise hahaha damn stupid we are like damn unfit in the gym hahaha all 6-pac ,the muscle bigger than the mountain ,imgaine. and we g and eat mee pok she did not eat she eat po piah (damn spicy)she drank 2 water bottle and 1 mouth of my water T.T hahaha ,we talk craps,we take a whole around the yew tee hahaha she take the bus ,about to go in the bus move and she fall i like laughed laughed untill my cheek damn pain hahahahahahaha

01 June 2009

today ,wanted to watch that monster vs alien with my beloved cousin hahaha BUT i got science re-exam i damn sad lar ,hahaha.agfter re-exam go out with caroline,weng yi,and shavon damn stuoid as we do some dumd things lar

31 May 2009

hi,went back from batch 16 blog saw eerything that we need to do , damn pissed out i wanted to throw my mac book away but it was innocene as me :) hahaha sec 3 think what,you can control us meh , ,control us not to wear ankle sock ,i want to wear leh what are you going to do hahaha

30 May 2009

hahaha,hey if you got facebook go and do my quiz . winston got 100 cause he saw the answer ,so is jermaine but justin know the best hahaha

24 May 2009

hi , guys got back from kayaking 1 word "FUN" hahahaha so man

i got up to the kayak i use too much strength and i starting to turn and diriting away from the draft (all the kayaker hold each other kayak and made a line)i also don't know do what the instrutor no choice ask them to move here hahaha my bad my bad

as i said used too much strenght i now 1 star hahaha the capsized is so dumb as i shouted help i almost tripped hahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM6SCnQtjXo&feature=channel_page funny

jermaine =has the reddest nose
justin=1 line from left cheeck to right cheeck
edwin=whole arm red
kevin=strange 1 black but no sign of sun burn
i got my nose , arm, and back

23 May 2009

ok guys,we went to kayaking say whoottss the instrutor ok lar damn boring when we are going to the kayak place but we went in we went crazy hahaha i am hyper and went into the lake we need to do capsized drill OMG everyone is like "no you go first" aryanty ,zhi xuan,jermaine and some others failed but got the redo i go underwater i am like "faster knock 3 times Fuck it knock "hahaha the insturtor say i use 1 hand ,can be done but 2 hand more nice i damn scared my pladder float away what


Lunch is very stupid the water venture got table and chair we go to the street and eat like beggar me and jermaine eat carrot cake,
edwin ,justin,kevin and more eat nasi lemak
i help shan eat the nasi lemak nice

go to the sea for the real kayak but =.= the weather not nice like going to raining i want to be tanned but nice man kayak hahaha i tried my kayak keep turning i don't know lar hahaha kevin we just like play with the sea water damn salty more salty than the lake.eeeewww i tasted the mineral water i found it nice to drink 1 st time in my whole life leh

tomorrow is going to be a fine day i hope so ... i love you,my batch ,my squad mate,my cca i founf out that they are don't really listening to the instrutor

22 May 2009

walua today my sci result is bad bad bad 55/100 i am such a nood i lose all my confience right after my geog i failed just 3 mark can you believe it 3 MARKS i am like going to cry but my "cry" emotion is not working hahahaha.

CCA is quite intersting ,coz NCO jia xiong treated like very nice

20 May 2009

Hi,today got back my eng paper 2 i got 29/50 super lousy lor i wanted to have 30 but the fucking ,bastard, bitch ,son of the bitch ,dicker mr ho say 29 no need no need .but shao yee a girl also 29 he gave her some mark if i am no worng fucking prevert eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww.i play the basketball no fun sia i am GOING KAYAKING saqturday and sunday OMG OMFG yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh justin went crazy and spun me as i herad it

19 May 2009

say happy 100th posts to MMMEEEE hahahahaha today today is such a boring as my fever is alright now i really miss class 2/3 i am going to kiss all the male and female if you believe me hahhahahaha i am a SARS ,I AM whisky,this was what i do in facebook QUIZ

17 May 2009

ok peoples quiz time


1. Samantha.2. Jermaine.3. Justin .4.shavon. 5. celia 6. weng yi 7. gen 8. leroy.9. Kang Xing.10. siew shuen.11. yang xuan.12. arimul 13.shreen .14. yih peng 15. maxturina 16.izyan 17.douglas 18. bernice 19.huan wei 20.batch 16
How did you get to meet 7 ?
(gen)by birthday party and she just smack a choclate cake at my head and style it for me thanks gen

What would you do if you and 15 never met?
(masturina) nothing much as she is my junior
What would you do if 1 and 20 date?
[samantha and batch 16] can but only with a boy hahaha
Have you ever seen 17 cry? .
(douglas)no

Would 4 and 16 be a good couple?
(shavon and izyan) lesbian (yes) normal girl (no)
Do you think 11 is attractive?
(yang xuan) yes i loved him hahaha jk

What's 2's favourite colour? .
(jermiane) dun noe ? ask her (cheap )

When was the last time you talked to 9?
(kang xing) last firday

What language does 8 speak?
(leroy) eng,chi

Who is 13 going out with?
(shreen)not sure

What grade is 12 in?
(amirul)same class

Would you ever date with 17? .
(douglas) NOOOOOOO

Where does 18 live?
(bernice)near concord pirmary school

What's the best thing about 3?
(justin) MUMMYY OF BATCH 16

What would you want to tell 10 now?
(siew shuen) gd luck with arhemmm

Whats the best thing about 20?
( batch 16)it was funny,adorable,with tons of crap inculded

Have you ever kissed 5? .
(celia)yes in the cheek hahaha not long before

What was the best memory you have with 20?
(batch 16)promo ,internal muster parade, NDP

When's the last time you're going to see 6?
(weng yi) firday

How is 14 and 12 different?
(yih peng and amirul) diff. race

Is 19 pretty?
(huan wei ) bitch hahaha

What was the first impression of 11?
(yang xuan) can i break his bones ?


How did you meet 20?
(batch 16) by cca

Is 1 your best friend?
(samantha)my junior normal friend

Do you hate 12?
(amirul) sometime as he ingore me T.T

Have you seen 18 on the last month?
(bernice) no we never seen after the grad. night on pri six

When was the last time you said 16? .
(izyan) laughing with her

Have you been to 5's house?
(celia) no

When's the next time you gonnna see 10?
(siew shuen) tues as mon i am poning school

Are you close to 13?
(shreen)six year and counting relationship

Have you ever been to a movie with 4 before?
(shavon) yes few time with jerome and siew shuen

Have you ever gotten into trouble with 8?
(leroy) no

Would you give 19 a hug?.
(huan wei) i will crush his bone if i hug him hardly

When have you lied to 3?
(justin)i don't lie to my MOTHER OF BATCH 16

Do you know secrets about 9?
(kang xing)no

Describe the relationship between 12 and 14.
(yih peng and amriul) nice

What's the best thing about your friendship with 9?
(kang xing) she can really joke

What's the worst thing about 6?
(weng yi) sometime too cool

Have you ever had a crush on 12?
(amirul) no

Does 14 has a girlfriend or boyfriend?
(yih peng) no but has crush

Have you ever wanted to punch 1's face?
(smantha) no just want to distured her crush

Has 20 met your mother?
(batch 16)no

How did you get to meet 15? .
(masturina) by ccan

Did you ever physically hurt 3?
(justin) no

you live close to 7?
(gen) i lived at chua chu kang

What's 8's favourite food?
(leroy) last time fast food

What kind of car does 1 has?
(smaantha) is 9-inch car count ?

Have you travelled anywhere with 9 before?
(kang xing) no

If you give 14 $100 , what will he/she spend it on?
(yih peng) not sure bibles ?he is holy

16 May 2009

today,is PSP time hahahahhahahahha


yesterday hey guy i need to go home early lar sorry and i came back to the basketball my 3rd home (2nd is mac) celia,weng yi , gen, shavon gossip and we started play thurth and dare (guy only dare)then i say( i am just a boy ) celia(if you got cock you are female)
i (huh) they laughed ,next i kissed a girl and i like it hahaha not that liked it cause damn ashamed hahaha don't that cause i no feeling to her and i kissed her but it is a game (in cheek)ok the girl is ..... < << this long and i pole dancing i looked like the gigglo hahaha and they like the mature woman















13 May 2009

hi people, my fever is getting better yeahh 37.6 is my average now unlike yesterday and monday my average tempertaure is 38~39 how many people miss me ??? i miss you to all the crap ,joke,laughter, and more crap hahahahahahaha i will do i random thing for my random feeling

1)i got a high fever
2)i am jonathan

12 May 2009

hi guys ,today and yesterday is most fucked up day of this month i got high fever which almost hit 40 ,cough like hell,sneeze like hell too i want to go to school 1 i miss 2/3 i dun noe how to survived my june hoilday damn scared of my history and math .

08 May 2009

hahaha,i just now went to celia blog saw my face haha i look like i just woke up man god ,the chinese presentation the mdm ng like don't like us give us low low mark went to bball court to play bball i don't know why siew shuen went into rage very angry ...c\

07 May 2009

hahaha,watching the paris and milan damn stupid OMG lit test tomorrow buck up guys but not other human came

29 April 2009

hi,i damn tired today watching passing out parade ,so like what about 10 minutes hahaha . NCO sarah i will miss you ,you never come and talk to us *sigh NCOs .nothing much today

28 April 2009

hi,posting from com lab 1 just now at class english lesson keep singing NOBODY by wonder girl ,hahaha siew shuen open the i love im and got i man boobs hahaha she laugh like hell me too .jackson spun me because i sing nobody and i hyper so is celia

25 April 2009

hi guys, i am sitting with my ah ma talking crap haha let's talk about yesterday....

dang it lar, sec 3 is so naggy ask the same F***ing question for like 1000 time like what ,say what try it you will not succed ? i dun noe how to spell eat the mac like very fast 3 min,partolling like what walk around .the round stair me and aryanty act like star couple walking i thank kiss jermaine,izyan,winston, nash i think so .speaking of nash ,the nash song , horny song and arab song haha produced by kevin tee gee .

OMG later got my worst fear CHUCKY omg omg omgomgomg

22 April 2009

jia ho ! gen infulenced me now haha ,sliver is fine gen at leas we all 3 performing arts as gold gold sliver ,dance,drama and co haha band ?? i dun noe . gee gee class is fun because GOT HAMSTER haha first i keep playing with pearl white but i change to winter white because SOME ONE keep hogging yes i am talking to you jun xiang and shavon hahaha and NP do the test haha i pass lar talking crap with jermaine ,and later we buy things she buy a teddy bear and a strip and she dun noe do what shit the string spoilted and she started kiss , "teached the bear skill ",talk to it .she was such a good gal but she went crazy because of wei fung haha

21 April 2009

yo guys , gen gen gen you have been infulence me ,haha today nothing speical but i pon 1 of the lesson i will not tell you haha why did some fat people alway 'tlike emo emo 1 ,i am have a biog tummy and i don't feel sad .watching ben 10 now haha .nice talk with harsini she is a good listener but toh kit is very ka poh like what . haha i gtg

19 April 2009

yeahhh, the NPCC day is over ,now our squad is 3 ranks haha ,and boy , leroy and aryanty your marching rox i can't see douglas and zhi xuan haha maybe my eyes not that big "like izyan one" haha don't know why izyan is in a bad mood during the muster parade the sun mah i don't know somehow i don't care haha just a joke

ka ching a.k.a kang xing how is the camp fire ?? don't know why siew shuen now alway ask me to tag along with her and her casaba prince a.k.a jerome haha oppies

after the annual parade when we take the picture i pull aryanty beret haha but sadly mdm never take it *i know it is not accordly to the time *the rifle drill of other school is good man i love it man .today i go watch it is 17 again with my sister quite nice lar

16 April 2009

hi guys,
i love ben 10
today shouted at mr ho and cried haha i know i am dumd ,i got practical exam but ms maz say that jonathan you never meet the requirement of constipation
...i damn sad me siew shuen and jerome quarelling with mr ho
thanks kevin,gen,caroline,nabil,rui yin, yuan tao , siew shuen , jerome thank for your care i love you all
thank weng yi for explaining the stituation to the class love you
thank mr ho for shouting bastard hate you

13 April 2009

today,very plain nothing about npcc mah , class very normal lit.is the most fun ,music is the most bored but i managed to pass the exam ok not pass do the exam but slow haha the lit. ms zee says about ben 10 and every one started talking about cartoon so random haha.assembly is the class committe investiture congrate aryanty, yang xuan, justin,kevin for being class comm.
congrate lim zong qing kevin to be leading others class comm. the pledge
congrate izyan,doulgas to be the emcee of the overall
me and jermaine laugh like hell
siew shuen is very scared
maybe i should use point form
jerome got dentention
siew shuen waiting for him
pull me and shavon along
celement ,jackson,peng hao , yuan tao , jun xiang and celia went along
jun xiang and yuan tao went home
later walk to bus stop jackson ans celia go home
later walking there siew shuen , jerome go home
everyone take 307 expect for shavon
celement standing up
while jerome and ah siew sit together
peng hao and me sit together
later peng hao , celement ,me went home accordly??
walk home
ate showered

04 April 2009

hahaha today nothing lar i sleeping like a dead f*** pig haha sorry kang xing
gee she say i say a lot of vulgar sorry

today all i did is sleepping as the drug side effect is very strong i ate 5 min later i slept like what my family got sim lim square to buy something as i sleep

02 April 2009

ok, OMG i got the f***ing fever like 2 day man can't go NP sorry my beloved cute smart genuis sec 2 and nco and sec 1 but they like don't care 1 ..TT.TT i am going to flood singapore after edwin flooded the sentosa wednesday he jump like a goose into the pool hahaha linked kang xing, mas,samantha,phyllis haha i don't even know to is phyllis ??

haha at home is a toture using com watch disney i want eat chip wahhh
sorry guys for no posting


monday


got the assembly ,like what after got the math never go then go to the basketball court to play the basketball lar nothing to do

tuesday

nothing to post

wed

went cck sc for a course i know how to



28 March 2009

ok,today woke up at 5 go malaysia for the ching ming .go to my great-grandfather, grand father ... my grand father "house" is changing make a new and bigger hahaha go back to singapore edwin call me ,i go buy the pokemon vol. 29 yes yes i am very childish

my dad and mum buy 2 bowling ball for them wth never buy for me T.T
why our butt got 1 line ?

27 March 2009

OMG i dun noe what happen to me i keep scolding that f word going to school almost fall down whisper 5 time ,at class 10 times ,cca 3 time ,walking home 4 time toatl =22 time omg

at the break of the morning ,i am the first nothing new ,siew shuen told me something i am just like what so happy hahaha p.e i ran like siao but got improved 17.13 min slow poke nothing happen so boring man science new chap D6 haha go to your science textbook for sec 1

cca nothing happen boring i got a split headache all the command do worngly or slow after this walk home with izyan and edwin edwin almost fall we laughe like siao

why our butt got crack ?

26 March 2009

yesterday

went to cca hahaha of course like what the ... talk to kevin and hafiz ,izyan never go what the i damn like what my fav. 2 word like what ,i can't figure out why teen very to be so emo hahahahahaha


today

we got sex talk hahaha no lar a talk about per-marital sex ,prono,homo and the what love,lust what ever i don't care cause ikeep laughing with kevin haha don't know why just laugh

21 March 2009

hahaha,watch the mall cop the guy is so L.O.S.E.R hahaha sorry siew shuen for venting my anger on you okok my bad

20 March 2009

hi,went back from bowling centre with my squad mate whoootttt hahahahahaha take damn lot of picture like tourtist and go westmall makan and play the acarde haha take neoprint again play the roller coster like shit hahahhahanever go science super early oversleep

19 March 2009

hi, guys wad up today my mum mum go malaysia boooh whooo TTTTT.TTT sad sad my mac no battery later then post

18 March 2009

hi,i got nothing to post again,i am looking forward for friday because I AM GOING BOWLING sorry my class mate will not go for the birthday party i think i am the lousiest of the lousiest hahahahahahahaha with my parent my average mark is at 50 ~70 lousy tsk tsk



wahhhh 11.04 pm went to siew s blog she is very problem i mean she got tons of problem man siew shuen you are so lucky or unlucky hahaha i like that sentence the last 1

16 March 2009

hey hey hey , i got nothing to post hahaha i got a new broadband it is faster,stronger,long lasting carping haha . to a popluar demand , i am going to be zai nan haha i am going to stay in this house for 1 week hahaha i pull a prank on a little boy haha


i went to water loo street go there for fun haha ate the tako yaki

15 March 2009

hey guys , came back from camp very tiring LIEEEEE hooooooooooo hahaha my parent don't allow me T.T cannot sleep with my bestie and good friend and sec 1 ???? from what jermaine post sec 1 has attuide problem ?? maybe jermaine my lao jie lie to me i sound so fun you all go basement right OMG OMG no use le it is too late to regret sad sad sad at home is so boring ok B O R I N G my carp again haha go meet ms maz together with amalina and amirul do dumd things together what are friend for ? for doing dumd things like duhh siew s going to meet and go to school but celement came i nt need to go happy and happy sorry ,my squad mate e.g justin,winston,nash,kevin.izyan.jermaine,aryanti,edwin,sharizan?? dun noe ,hafiz,zhi xuan,yang xuan haha my squad mate so little pathetic man sigh


A ranking in my heart (friends)

squad mate , yih peng

B ranking

siew shuen, amalina,and chinese girle.g celia,caroline ... jackson, jerome,arimul,
jun xiang,jun jie,peng hao,shao yee , pearl lynn yu jun yuan tao harshini

C ranking

toh kit ,jun liang , li lin, siti ,kuma,rui yin faduli, ariff ,nabil,and the other malay boy that i dun noe how to spell (no offence)


D ranking

celement


if you name is not mention i not bother hahaha just kidding just forgot it hahaha
seriously just forgot it to friend me hahah just kidding opps my crap and happy borthday to jun xiang and caroline

13 March 2009

hahahahahahahahha,


this video is damn funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E85o3pugugU
hard gay cooking 1=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WNI-cF9QoY
hard gay cooking 2=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYGaJD0lqNU&feature=related
hard gay cooking 3=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7ldNJCrdoc&feature=related
why chris beat rihanna=http://www.youtube.com/user/nigahiga?blend=1&ob=4
next top tranny (gay)=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZIz1CkJmI8&feature=channel

ok today my report card 2 A1, 1 A2 ,all the C5,B3 not very good kevin again the joker making fun of siew shuen surname CHINNN or jian dum dum can rest le whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooottttttttttttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssssss
whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooottttttttttttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssssss
haha

09 March 2009

congrate kevin and siew s for the chair man and chair woman haha today very dum HAVE TO GO

02 March 2009

ok guys walua today damn fun ,kevin alway making me fun la the oral i wirte worngly he follow dum dum izyan and i dun noe what happening playing ,siew shuen and yih peng relationship broke OMG hahaha i am not the master mind please


i do the "lift thingy "on 31 st dec post ,haha next to acomplished is kissing in the rain ok super hard

27 February 2009

yesterday , is very funny ok

26/2/09:kevin is wearing grey OMG haha 25/2 also wearing grey he neva change the under wear haha ok i am lame and childish .talking crap with izyan and suddenly she got hiccups haha we laughed and we started on new song chiou bu see

jonathan:bird sound activated in 10 ......
izyan and me :bird sound


jonathan:you want me to stuff this in your mouth

20 February 2009

today,is :mixture day

today , i cried for him ok i am not a gay gettit sad sad my best friend man but i will pray to all the gods that you are okay , siew shuen and i our relationship is diriting away hor but not my beloved , cute squad mates OMG i love them that i will melt the whole arctic haha

CLASS:BORING

npcc:fun,as kevin and winston are here march with barefoot woot woot kevin act what dizzy WT ..walked home with kevin, hafiz,jeRmaine,izyan,edwin and me


fav. line:you think you very cute is it ?

2nd fav. line :you bitch


18 February 2009

i hereby name this day : salute - for - the - new -song

haha i know i know today is a werid day haha because i brainstrom and found a new song for siew shuen

CLASS:kevin,toh kit , hashini ?? got hurt self-esteem is bruised haha no lar toh kit and harsini cat fight than hurt then ah kit emo ,harsini act not pain poor kevin his head banged to the table thnks ariff

npcc:a good start but nco sarah said one time our name kevin said,"sarah .... kevin" haha

bye

17 February 2009

I shall name today : eating day

okok today very fun ok , sit with izyan for english
my math paper is ruined by izyan and fiza then suddenly celement banged the table i am shocked ok he is trembled with anger OMG

....................................Yuan tao house .....................................

slack lor dun neo how sock damn frangant man then went to school see they jump i walked off haha slacked again in mac and homed

16 February 2009

today i will name this :got over her day

today very sian i want to learn piano from gen as siew played the piano
1 obstacle my mum and dad they said a lot of rubbish ,i will not concerate blah blah blah .wad "it is for your own good" i will decide what is my own good or not ,it is my life man not their and i will use my hong pao money . why my life sux to core why ???!!!

13 February 2009

I hereby name this day : belated day

i am super fun today at NPcc at class is B O R I N G

NPCC:today very funny winston and izyan making me laugh like hell but i can't laugh super tough ,then the kevin oh my god at break i laugh like no one care then the PT do shuttle run,standing broad jump haha panter with izyan i got a tonnes of thing thinking the same as izyan but kevin never go to mac sad sad and we walked home with izyan thnks for the present guys /gal

ClASS:nothing to said

11 February 2009

today,i am going to names this day : heart-breaking day

i am damn super ultra sad ok ? but i in front of she and he give a smile forced smile haha not lar just smile .(who is thinking who is she and he ? why my promblems rite)


but the npcc very fun got kevin,edwin,lao jie (jer),lao jie(izyan),jun jie and aryanty awww thnks man

edw;MY CLASS GOT 1 GIRL HER CHIN SHARP SHARP 1

kevin:u touch u will bleed

(we laughed untill the sky fall)jkjk

later

kevin:blah blah you there is little fatty not little brother

edw:**********************

kevin:my 1 little skinny

i laughed laughes laugh




06 February 2009

ok sorry for not posting for SO long

26/o1/09

went to batam with my family , go to habourfront via cab batam via boat and its name is jet raider taking pictures and zZZ i slept for 1/2 hours .Reached at close to 1 pm, the hotel is HARRIS
and outing see some lame things

27/01/09~~~3/0209
nothing special happened

4/02/09
do some campcarft ,the NCO sarah team is slacking including ME ,later got some sing a-long thingy ,and bersurai(?) go mac with NP clan


5/02/09
after school,went to mac got damn lot of ah beng ,and go to yuan tao's house play poker and he got a mic and started singing

6/02/09
today very tiring man do footdrill do pt

THATS ALL FOLKS





25 January 2009

HAPPY "NIU" YEAR

yaaahhhh the year of ox is coming in 1 more hour ,and got a hoing pao ,my cousin all asking for hong pao tsk tsk haha they are still young lar can't blame them just now the reunion dinner is a feast man got lobster , prawn,fish ,abalone nice man tha best

24 January 2009

today, went to mount faber and meet my sis and ate with my parenty and grand-parent ,sad for siew shuen no hong pao money awwwww :]

23 January 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JACKSON

happy 14th birthday jackson,we celebrate jackson 's birthday until 5 ~ and go to blk 15 to play celia buy the wrong card and we try to sell away to indians,ss and i go up go down the slide .haha

22 January 2009

today,damn tired go form tyhe whye garden see gangster ran to mac ,go to run run run and go go go OMG man .

21 January 2009

today, fun sia the class + NPCC and some pic go to my batch blog you can see lar me and my lao jie (kevin,jermaine,izyan) my laopu (edwin) hahaha class is damn boring looking at the cher thinking about CNYYYYYYYYYYY omg OMG you
don't the meaning even i write this OMG

hahaha forgot to bring MOI sry for that 40 pumping :P haha oppiess the sec 1 squad DAMNNNN BIIIIGGGG 25 ppls but sure drop to 10~ haha at np suddenly, started high fun the campcraft run there do 10 pumping come back tie lashing LASHING haha after this GAMESSSS

sec 1 nerd nerd haha sry nco cherlynn it is her baby hehe play captain ball
we won man later ,we go mac ha ha go bobohut the waffle 's queue damn long . and crap at mac and HOMED HOMED

20 January 2009

wah i almost die when my laptop is not with me from 3 days OMGOMG i will die my wife is back lappie honey sugarpie .... haha 宝贝 just kidding today go garden ...talk to siew shuen


huan wei: anything ...if u dun find me horny hahaha infulcence by my friends

16 January 2009

today,toking crap with siew shuen and kevin same as yesterday ...todaycampcraft is the best 1 seconds late =1 pumping .tok crap with jermaine and aryanty (own me a slap)she slap me sia hurt T.T so is edwin hahahahahahahahaha . on the way walking to mac ...

justin:just now to said me something bad rite

kevin: no

justin:really

kevin:u angry with me

justin: no i angry with your squad

some scolded justin...

justin:u think our squad good

me:we can't get all 1st rite they got our flaw wad

I think :if we can get all 1st there is no word called loser







R 21

B
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L
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jer:what is oral sex
edwin:the man dick inside woman ass hole
jer ;ORAL le
me:blow jobs ? u ask kevin lar
kevin:wad dun look at me with the gay eye
edwin :wad
jer:wad is oral sex
:me :blowjob right
kevin:ya
leroy:stop it lar
edwin :if masturate is a virgin
leroy:STOP IT LAR
edwin:it is about vrigin
me and kevin:alone yes not alone no
jer:if gal how ?
kevin:gal got masturate meh
edwin:put ur finger to ********
me :eeeewww
kevin:it is not masturate
leroy:stop it lar
kevin :okok stop the horny things


our tok crap plus many more ....




15 January 2009

my cute cute cousin(heavy)
funny day today,a link to schnappi


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe3FG4EOgyU

13 January 2009

today,it a fun day keep talking crap with kevin say that boob fight easy peasy just jump and rub ur chest/breast haha (only for kuma,junliang,faduli and many more )after lesson go lot 1 eat and about 2.45pm go cinema watched the 赤辟 i think like that mah ...talk crap with with siew shuen harsini peral lynn shao yee jerome accompany pearlynn

12 January 2009

haha just now check my batch blog got a wedsite the display pic i damn nerd and it is so large man.2morrow lit yea do drama haha funny day man saw 1 cat drop from the light bulb and got electroued haha it shot up man.About the daring thing u should do ,i do kick a ass :] and the guy hu got kicked not happy.

09 January 2009

wow what a nice day congrate my fellow friend to join the muster parade .Hahaha,just now to PT running saw my clan going away ...NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


haha but they want to join wow,they tha best man this show our teamwork very good .BUt cannot sian my hand cramp and + today PT cramper keep tlaking crap with lao jie.meet my fellow clans at mac kevin and edwin playing the stare and blink cannot laugh

i fight with edwin he got laugh but i pretend i didn't see it who care? buy the takoyaki wah damn nice man oh nco smsed me .haha justin being said that he is fat WTFH fat i also got a tummy so what at least i m healthy stupid sec 3

06 January 2009

You know something werid happen in the neighbour hood .In the morning ,i saw a young boy scolding his mother .in the night i saw 1 old man chasing a cat my uniform is iorned sewed buttoned ranked .

31 December 2008

wow,i went to mount faber with my family eat,rot and finally the firework OMG it is ta best luckily i got a hubsation can recording the 9pm show walua sian 2morrow i am off to school ...

okay,i made up a list of daring thing (5) (red)and a list of must-do(green)

1.Flush my handphone away and buy a lousy handphone
2.When in the lift alone stand near the door and when the door open said ,"the lift is spolit"
3.Go to my room can decorated it into a gothic place
4.Go to my parent's room when they are asleep and lit a firecracker (in malaysia)
5.make headline in the newpaper

1.kiss or made out under the rain with a girl i love
2.make a pit-fall trap on the sis
3.make ms liao fall down
4.learn something useful beside studying
5.kick a ass



30 December 2008

hey,guys 2 more days to school now i go a mixture of happy ,sad and sian and hungry ,i don't know why i keep hungry eat sleep shit sleep walua that guys huan wei is coming to school MY SCHOOL walua sian is i am at my house eat sleep shit sleep...

28 December 2008

got someone have me a quiz ...

1.who are you?
jonathan chan wei hao

2.what do you think who you are ?
vampire that will bite

Suddenly my com shut down ....

24 December 2008

ok,this post is for my little hamster called snowie .she is 2 and the half it is very old for darwf hamster ok, i can't see the word clearly my eye is full of tears ,i can remember the first time held her in my hand ,she feel uncertain and figetting around and it is a wonderful experience for the owner .Now she had a cancer ...the vet say that all the hamster had 50 % of chance that they will have cancer it is in their genes .OMG my heart is broken to pieces when i heard the word >>>the vet say give her what she like to eat the most.On the way , back my eyes is full of tears .If any of you had a pet and die you know what i feeling it is like someone smashed your fav. things in your all life .She is always in my heart ...

23 December 2008

ok, i am at my ah ma house nothing to do countdown to 11pm haha just now i go changi to do something see some of the bisexual peoples i wonder where is their dicks my little fat cousin wan to stwich on the t.v but she said untill 'veey veey ' haha cute ass

22 December 2008

hey,just change the blog skin , nothing lar my mummy go town to learn cooking my sister working walua sian or should i said siann . Arughhh nothing to do i am like a jail bird *chrriipppp .Walua sux man

21 December 2008

walua my asshole is puking and my tempetaure is rising a got bitten my dad haha we r fighting he use all the locks on me and i bit his arm , and he bit me on my wrist and my neck

18 December 2008

ok i got " vampire fever "walua the twilight is best show man walua that song is from the baseball scene background song walua the bella not pretty one la

16 December 2008

ok sad sad sad my hoilday as finished i sick again yesterday my sister and her buddy and me go to old changi hospital haha nothing lar got peoples and no ghost 18/12/08 i m going to see twilight hahahahahaha

12 December 2008

hey guys, i am in a cooling ,near sea place guess where it is ? It is Pasir ris at the chalet it is spacious and 2 levels yahhhhhhhhh i am so happy how wished that it is my house

10 December 2008

hi,today got a series of bad things , firstly i got a sore throat and just now the broadband got a technical problem now the t.v is like lagging like hell

09 December 2008

hey hey hey it is jonathan ok just learnt a lame rap it is called crazy funky hat the url is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78-04liBC3Q&feature=relatedi m trying to learn this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TpJ_dYhcAQ&feature=related i think i leran this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfkmJ0r9Vzw&feature=related okok i am a little lame i noe i noe ...WOWP roxx i like alex aka selena gomez

08 December 2008

Yesterday, i go to malaysia and fetch my dear cute darling ah ma haha jkjk but she is cute ok my uncle wan buy a m-16 toy gun that can shot 1 the plastic ball 1but 2 big . I smuggle 1 short gun i dun neo i shot myself i hurt man i wonder M-16 so scary...my uncle and my sis disturd me TTTTTTTTTTTT.TTTTTTTTTTT

05 December 2008

Today wearing a jeans and guess wad goin to sentosa damn it and the bus is like a ship yih peng and siew shuen got carsick ai yo such a couple haha rent a bike and cycle here cycle there ariff fall down OMG and the hand brake the thing broke off hahaha so funny

shavon bike also got problem ...they said my seat is very nice and the hander but when i brake my ass hole is been hit by the seat my sis told me a joke xiao ming come back from school and tell his mum that he fuck with his teacher my mum said "ai yo so young fuck ur teacher already go to hall and stand." Later my father came back he ask xiao ming "y u stand here" .he answer "i fuck my teacher " his dad said "wah so young fuck ur teacher le i buy a bicycle for u ".Xiao ming said "can next week my ass hole hurt"ok u neo y rite ya my family is a "yellow" family horny horny 1 haha "all red 1 is the joke"

Hey hey hey here watch a video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZPTryHq3ag

03 December 2008

Well,2day go read his blog got talk about me nothing special when his say about me hu care ? If i really care i will not end this friendship as he said friend is come and go .My view not all friend is come and go my class is not come and go .Later play PSP with my cousin GTA 1
ok 2day is the day that i end the friendship with my "friend " huan wei today onward i will pretend i dun neo u u will not nid to delete ur tags sian

02 December 2008

haha just now watch barney and his friend so cute the orange 1 haha huan wei is a bitch u neo burton u 1 time say that u can't be trusted he is rite i m 2 naive and dun trusted burton got problem u will win the competion of running 1st to go 1

01 December 2008

haha i just had a feast at the jack place at BPP as my aunty nid to download some games i download 3 only not much i games =$5 but all games +my aunty =$10 OMG i can start my "sen qian wah" haha season 3 well huan wei and I is getting bad to worse i did not mind it lar but ur attuide nid to change ok if i got a feeling that u will be in my class