31 December 2008

wow,i went to mount faber with my family eat,rot and finally the firework OMG it is ta best luckily i got a hubsation can recording the 9pm show walua sian 2morrow i am off to school ...

okay,i made up a list of daring thing (5) (red)and a list of must-do(green)

1.Flush my handphone away and buy a lousy handphone
2.When in the lift alone stand near the door and when the door open said ,"the lift is spolit"
3.Go to my room can decorated it into a gothic place
4.Go to my parent's room when they are asleep and lit a firecracker (in malaysia)
5.make headline in the newpaper

1.kiss or made out under the rain with a girl i love
2.make a pit-fall trap on the sis
3.make ms liao fall down
4.learn something useful beside studying
5.kick a ass



30 December 2008

hey,guys 2 more days to school now i go a mixture of happy ,sad and sian and hungry ,i don't know why i keep hungry eat sleep shit sleep walua that guys huan wei is coming to school MY SCHOOL walua sian is i am at my house eat sleep shit sleep...

28 December 2008

got someone have me a quiz ...

1.who are you?
jonathan chan wei hao

2.what do you think who you are ?
vampire that will bite

Suddenly my com shut down ....

24 December 2008

ok,this post is for my little hamster called snowie .she is 2 and the half it is very old for darwf hamster ok, i can't see the word clearly my eye is full of tears ,i can remember the first time held her in my hand ,she feel uncertain and figetting around and it is a wonderful experience for the owner .Now she had a cancer ...the vet say that all the hamster had 50 % of chance that they will have cancer it is in their genes .OMG my heart is broken to pieces when i heard the word >>>the vet say give her what she like to eat the most.On the way , back my eyes is full of tears .If any of you had a pet and die you know what i feeling it is like someone smashed your fav. things in your all life .She is always in my heart ...

23 December 2008

ok, i am at my ah ma house nothing to do countdown to 11pm haha just now i go changi to do something see some of the bisexual peoples i wonder where is their dicks my little fat cousin wan to stwich on the t.v but she said untill 'veey veey ' haha cute ass

22 December 2008

hey,just change the blog skin , nothing lar my mummy go town to learn cooking my sister working walua sian or should i said siann . Arughhh nothing to do i am like a jail bird *chrriipppp .Walua sux man

21 December 2008

walua my asshole is puking and my tempetaure is rising a got bitten my dad haha we r fighting he use all the locks on me and i bit his arm , and he bit me on my wrist and my neck

18 December 2008

ok i got " vampire fever "walua the twilight is best show man walua that song is from the baseball scene background song walua the bella not pretty one la

16 December 2008

ok sad sad sad my hoilday as finished i sick again yesterday my sister and her buddy and me go to old changi hospital haha nothing lar got peoples and no ghost 18/12/08 i m going to see twilight hahahahahaha

12 December 2008

hey guys, i am in a cooling ,near sea place guess where it is ? It is Pasir ris at the chalet it is spacious and 2 levels yahhhhhhhhh i am so happy how wished that it is my house

10 December 2008

hi,today got a series of bad things , firstly i got a sore throat and just now the broadband got a technical problem now the t.v is like lagging like hell

09 December 2008

hey hey hey it is jonathan ok just learnt a lame rap it is called crazy funky hat the url is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78-04liBC3Q&feature=relatedi m trying to learn this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TpJ_dYhcAQ&feature=related i think i leran this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfkmJ0r9Vzw&feature=related okok i am a little lame i noe i noe ...WOWP roxx i like alex aka selena gomez

08 December 2008

Yesterday, i go to malaysia and fetch my dear cute darling ah ma haha jkjk but she is cute ok my uncle wan buy a m-16 toy gun that can shot 1 the plastic ball 1but 2 big . I smuggle 1 short gun i dun neo i shot myself i hurt man i wonder M-16 so scary...my uncle and my sis disturd me TTTTTTTTTTTT.TTTTTTTTTTT

05 December 2008

Today wearing a jeans and guess wad goin to sentosa damn it and the bus is like a ship yih peng and siew shuen got carsick ai yo such a couple haha rent a bike and cycle here cycle there ariff fall down OMG and the hand brake the thing broke off hahaha so funny

shavon bike also got problem ...they said my seat is very nice and the hander but when i brake my ass hole is been hit by the seat my sis told me a joke xiao ming come back from school and tell his mum that he fuck with his teacher my mum said "ai yo so young fuck ur teacher already go to hall and stand." Later my father came back he ask xiao ming "y u stand here" .he answer "i fuck my teacher " his dad said "wah so young fuck ur teacher le i buy a bicycle for u ".Xiao ming said "can next week my ass hole hurt"ok u neo y rite ya my family is a "yellow" family horny horny 1 haha "all red 1 is the joke"

Hey hey hey here watch a video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZPTryHq3ag

03 December 2008

Well,2day go read his blog got talk about me nothing special when his say about me hu care ? If i really care i will not end this friendship as he said friend is come and go .My view not all friend is come and go my class is not come and go .Later play PSP with my cousin GTA 1
ok 2day is the day that i end the friendship with my "friend " huan wei today onward i will pretend i dun neo u u will not nid to delete ur tags sian

02 December 2008

haha just now watch barney and his friend so cute the orange 1 haha huan wei is a bitch u neo burton u 1 time say that u can't be trusted he is rite i m 2 naive and dun trusted burton got problem u will win the competion of running 1st to go 1

01 December 2008

haha i just had a feast at the jack place at BPP as my aunty nid to download some games i download 3 only not much i games =$5 but all games +my aunty =$10 OMG i can start my "sen qian wah" haha season 3 well huan wei and I is getting bad to worse i did not mind it lar but ur attuide nid to change ok if i got a feeling that u will be in my class

30 November 2008

Hu is the 1 hu put that picture me and jermaine 1 we got no relationship ok ?? Finally i can watch HBO , star movie . I go to Peranakan museum wow got a lot of gallery they wedding take 12 days i got a pic of me and the old fashion tele

29 November 2008

yeah MY 1st bagde




haha MY RANK




well,yesterday i went for 1 day camp go for hike from mount faber to hort park it is long way left now my legs is cramping ,after the hike we got the internal parade i got my rank and a badge and the stupid things is that i cut the whole parade OMG and some of the squad mates after that we got the campfire so-so the "I survied my NCO's gayshow"its the lousy shit .
later BBQ walua they keep acting they neo lar wad i never say anything all i eat is the soot,smoke,raw food or half cooked .I bet all of us the H.E failed haha i loved my rank .Oh we got the campfire thingy walua our group "delta " show is the most raw haha wa my uniform is gettind heavier

25 November 2008

uh oh

well, i got devloped a habit of scolding sult, bitch,son of bitch,fking sult and fuck ... (infulence by my sis )haha u get angry next time if u said ,"Hi,sult"well a habit haha



that all sult

....

walua dun neo class 1/3 and me is apart i joke they tell me dun to joke ... Unlike my squad mates we are like telepathy in our heart haha sort of ...maybe u (class 1/3)said that after SA i keep pon but do u neo y ??

hope that next year we will get back to the same old times

21 November 2008

ok...

okok, lao jie u nid not spam my tag board T.T haha jkjk the prev. post is spolit haha i am goin to malaysia again haha johor la with my ah ma and my vivien(sister).On 12/12/08 i m goin to hoilday resort so if u wan to go PLS informed me via my phone or tag board it is at changi but it is goin to be a blast !BBBBOOOOMMMMM

12 November 2008

...

well,guys my nick has been taken by joshua T.T i scorpio-ian he scorpio and u guys help me think of the new nick thnks

sian

walua,just came from malaysia it is verie fun lar ,i woke up log in to com i just see the blog of my squad OMG it is verie nice of them lar i like it but i dun neo when they take the pic of me luckily it is quite nice ,but i keep feeling i am lack of some thing...

09 November 2008

i am now on malaysia,johor quite fun lar 2morrow my uncle wedding !!!and meet up with my friends ,just now ate 3 pizza ...eatin bubble gum like siao!!! NICE

07 November 2008

here i come malaysia ~~~

sunday,it is the 2nd most lookin forward to...(1st is 28th nov.)bags are packed it is like siew shuen's bag ( gu gui)but my mum help me packed again... just now go see doctor i got a mild flu but i will still go malaysiaaaa,buy chewin gums the best is that my ah ma's sister house is a shop house lar like the house is upstair and buy a lot ...

as i am a half malaysian malaysia can be counted as my home lar ...
nothin to post lar seriously ,like usual eat, drink,sleep,eat,drink,shit,sleep... 7 pm watch the 10 brothers later 3 am go changi airport T3 ...sunday go malaysiaaaaaaaaaa here i come ~~~!!!!!!!for 3 days maybe i dun post or post see the wireless good ma

05 November 2008

so long...

Just end my friendship with my friend , huan wei "but it is not my fault and it started when you keep talkin about bernice , that is the beginning you said i never go out with you when its the time when burton don't wan go out i follow you ..."

04 November 2008

the "hot and cold " is nice sung by katy perry introduced by my sis nice yesterdathey said got npcc my face is very pain dun neo y ...9 am they said no more i iron my clothes untill damn straight said dun have WTFH.

hahaha

2day,i sleep with the alarm clock and around 11 then i woke up the alarm has been rinin for 3 hours my sis outside kickin the door and sms me it wasn't my fault lar as i m dreaming got a lot of sound mah i thought it was 1 of the sound ...

go npcc the leroy say to edwin ,"ur cheek is so big that it covered your mouth"LOL and do lashing and after npcc me, leroy,lyzan,,edwin and the jermanie(lao jie) go eat,they on the way also teasin him lar .haha NPCC rox

03 November 2008

huh~

2day cannot and i never watch watch nick, disney as my family member forgot to pay the bills but i sleep from 3-5pm sian i 2nite insomia i wanna to shout my mum "mummy!!!!"and pat me to sleep...haha no lar just thinkin if a 40 year old adult like this *.*

02 November 2008

sick sick day...

well i am sick i got a sore throat and slight fever...just watchin t.v play psp sian ...i sleep from 2 -5 now i ate my pills i think i 2 am then go to sleep

01 November 2008

npcc

11a.m wake up OMFG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!10am meet with my friends and see ms lim but i miss 1 hour =P.about 12 pm my nose started to bleed ...and my thoart hurt but ms lim never saw .go slack slack 4 fun then go lot 1 play DDR i never play i play DJ max 2 with the help of my friends.

later i m very hungry and shavon said ,"u wan to eat u go and eat lar." so i go and eat but they came down ???

31 October 2008

oppss

sry 4 not postin =P had been go 2 sch 4 3 days finally can had a break i had my LCP yeah yeah

27 October 2008

boys are back

sorry for not postin 2 busy =P 2day watch the HSM3 with the gen,ss,yp and me after the show not people left we cat walk down the stair gen said i m like ryan evan well he is quitely handsome...

23 October 2008

i wan i wan i wan i wan a zig zag boom

well 2day sleep 2 much past the 9 (it is the fall -in time =p)then go to sunshine place lend a the da vinci code haha my fav. nice 5 thumb ups .caroline 6 nov go sci centre with ms lim but i got badge test sorry ms lim the date did not suit me .sorry wahhhh (2 days never see class 1/3 )

For yih peng 4got the past (expect 4 the happy memories),dun look at the furture, live for now now cherish ur friends .pls remember this ...


5 days to my birthday

i m barbie boy in the barbie world ... haha

i am in the hyper haha well i had good result ?? well average and my birthday is creepin near haha present PLEASE ~ today we go com lab 4 and go to blogs as ms liao teachin lame thing... i, siew shuen, caroline, yih peng and kevin keep talkin but 2morrow nid to go sch for NPCC 30/10 is my promotion test OMG OMG .
barbie girl= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68qVIB-x4p8


i will miss u all class 1/3 we rox the earth(earth quake)

20 October 2008

all day movie marahton

Hi,i got a all day movies marathton if i win i can have what i want thus i go to my uncle house begin the movies are nemo,iron man,heroes season 1and 2 +perview of 3 OMG now got 30 min break and after this i goin to stop at around midnight ...0.0i m goin to have a panda eyes oh the break is goin to end so gtg



...

well 2day nothing to do just stay at home and play my dj max ... so sian i wan to c mrs yeo but my mum said cannot must stay at house *sigh watchin intinal d and tarzan and lion king and many more.so sian how i wish i can dupilated myself so i can c mrs yeo and stay at house at the same time

P.S yih peng i take ur adivce not to put yellow

19 October 2008

arggghh

stupid "lolz"and"lol" i think it is a same person he sux man he spam our class blog ,saidin i am a sucker... ARgghh i scoldin him like hell and thnks to my sis and i keep scoldin the stupid spammer he seem to stop but in chinese there is pharse called i forgot le , so i keep scoldin him.

And now it is rainin i hope he /she can hit by the lightning insultin ur class dun neo how to write "die" ,i m a verbally insulter haha he die le

tarzan and jane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0aXY2pM2sA

18 October 2008

a sick sick day

well, i had a fever n headache ... my sis in the morning started using com and she ask me to carry the bed up but i did not brush my teeth so i told her when my mum came to the room n scold my sis n my sis started to stare at me n after this i told her to help me to fold my blankets she scold me like hell .

My mum and dad scold me i only ask for help i had the scolding WTF is the world ...later i decide to make a true friends test yih peng neo 2 question as for huan wei ...thinkin of bernic for sure .(just kiddin)well i think i got to go

17 October 2008

*yawn "what a day !!!"

Well , it all started when i reached school ,Ms liao came look at me and said wow ,jonathan u finally come ,my expression is ... hard to tell u ,and got what stupid treasure hunt runnin around the sch findin ms liao n the items but luckily no cca but c.i.p but i pon .

and the worst is stupid ms sim dun sign the stupid report card and ms liao said that we will all retained if ms sim dun sign abd it will lose sch to drop PSLE aggarate score haha stupid and after this got wad last assmebly they last assmebly i last supper leh,(i wasn't insult christain culture) and after the assmebly got hari raya celebration serouisly i m talkin to jousha ,oh takin about jousha he left 0.9 % to go to express ,if i not worngly i will be in 3rd or 4th rankin in class mah .


and after the celbration we go to mac for 5 sec and go to thye whye park (again) and play play go home slack ...


and there is some video


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VeydmD-R-I


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO8HuW2k59g

16 October 2008

hey there is a new blogger !!!

hi , i m new pls link me,and as asual i never go to sch but it is not my idea ,cause my knee (broken once before)it hurt well u r in the hell ,but i dun have the expernice of hell but my mum said it is hot n painful ?? Well,in my sis room sleepin untill about 1 pm ,wake up wash up ,brush my teeth .

And my sis said go lot 1 to eat pizza hut but i had been eatin pizza for 2 days ,the smell made me sick.after eatin go home play psp the maverl utlimate allinance i got the sliver surfer haha power damn good ... sittin in the livin room watchin animal channel the most extrme very nice .and i nid to iron my np pants well igtg