27 June 2009

hi guys,i dream about something so strange for 3 days i can't figure out 1 of a guy in my dream he say that i have to master the four element ,fire,air,earth,water i think it is bullshit but the man keep telling that sentence OMG i think i watched too much avatar

25 June 2009

hahahaha today damn stupid cause it is boring ok skip skip skip to dinner
dad=(I PLAYING WITH MY BLANKET )ai got a lot of dust le
me=you say that mummy never clean the house la
hahahahahaha crap crap

24 June 2009

hey peeps i damn bored
1st reason=becuase my friend are human but i am a human act like owls (but can't turn my head into 180)
2nd=xiaolin showdown and the avatar legend of aang,the last airbender is delete as the you tube YOUTUBE
3rd=cause my mum and dad is talking about ________ again
4th=i am so innoccent (no comment is make )
5th=i am ...... a boy
ok gen and jack i know that it not have extend the hoilday sian now is STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY fr 5 day 2 day of rest what the i can't do it but part of me want to chit chat with my friend but some want to sleep man i am going physo really maybe you go to school you can't find me cause i am sleeping like a log hahah getti log and my school (greenest good for eyes NAH ) hahaha DUH green is goo , goo is vomit ,vomit is not very nice things you seee

22 June 2009

OMG i heard the news maybe WE ARE EXTENDING THE HOILDAY OMG I DAMN HAPPY

20 June 2009

nothing to do ,

earlier in this noon ,i wathed the top 40 pranks hahaha that is the best man sweet i can feel that revenge is sweet hahahahahahahahahaha

19 June 2009

hi peeps ,


1 weeks


at home , go lot 1 or ah ma house

2 weeks


at home,go lot 1 or ah ma house

3 weeks

at home go lot 1 sentosa ah ma house


my holiday is wasted man i hate it ,3 weeks of my freedom of not go to school and look at that bitch face , Mr hoo fuck it i am not going to listen to his bull crap wait i never listen to his words

my mum is going to thai tomorrow OMG the H1N1 in thai is growing fast i am so bored


2 of the army guys,drop in the well, 1 is dead the dead is called=shi ren
what is the survior called=he called for help hahahahahhaah
yesterday night is a torture of me ,i is so hot that i stwich my fan to 3rd button and put it far to me ,that my blanket flew SIAN don't know saturday can go the what island ,jackson if i can go i message you okay .OMG gen tell me that ,her sister boyfriend sister after watching drag me to hell ,she woke up with the handphone wire coiled around her neck OMG OMG lucky they never watched lucky lucky sian lor let play

lot-lor mee- mee pok-pork meat-meet it-it rox-rox is ME hahahahaha lame lame lame
lame ;lame lame l.ame l

18 June 2009

what a crazy day,

1st:i never see kevin when i am going to lot 1
2nd:i saw a girl running so fast that the automatic door "can react " and (bang)
3rd:pranked call yuan tao ,idea is come for a 14 year old boy kevin
4th:going to habourfront and take mrt (talking crap)(jerome and siew shuen handky-panky)
5th:reached vivo city(jerome,jackson,gen,kevin,jx,yuan tao,celia eating)
6th:guide kevin to toliet and do something stupid i mean it is kevin and me
7th:take sky train to sentosa
8th:about to reached there gen and me waved at the workers awww he waved back
9th:pass merlion and everyone look at siew shuen awwwww
10th:waved to the staff again(it is about friendliness) hahaha
11th:wanted to play the luge and the sky rider but too expensive (sian)
12th:ride bicycle (i hit into the pole hahaha my own stupidness)
13th:go to beach and play water ok only me playing and my iimgainary friend accompany me ) hahaha no lar gen and celia play but only feet wet
14th:jerome and jackson Yuan tao and jx play freesbie
15:take a nap (siew shuen) later the bird poo poo drop on her face but it never happened
16th:i HIT BY A FRISBEE(OUCHHHHH OK LAR FELT LIKE A SLAP BY A BODYBUILDER)
17th:i go shower(push worng taps when i wanted to wash my feets hehehe)

go back to west mall watch movie and go home

17 June 2009

hey , whats up with the blogger mY VERNADA i will miss you ,like children missing their banlkets

15 June 2009

walua i damn fucking tired .

FRIDAY

i am went to malaysia .go to my 5th great aunt house it is a shophouse cool shit .buya lot of things from bar-bra

later go to my uncle new house

my uncle said that at night he heard some noise OMG

go to the last greataunt house

2 floor ,mixed well with all my cousin (11 of them)
play the paris and milan roleplay hahaha great time

SATURDAY

eat talk
at 3pm my aunt fetch me and my ah ma go to her house (as her son is going to marry )

got buffet ,my cousin there is all above 18~ sian luckily my cousin age me 1 year came we played psp , play com. as below got so many people that you walk out and play with the dog you will bump to a person

my aunt had a cute small dog and a large greman shephard

talk with ah ying jie jie and ting zuo
y:the sims 2 can i have it back so i want to play
me:oh it is at my house i call my sis to bring it here

hahaha i forgot i about the whole sims 2 thing
it is 2 years back............

better than my sis
it is when she , me , them licking the lolipop hahahahahahahaha


SUNDAY
wedding (congrate to ah-chen kor kor )

morning= i am the latest to be awake so cold the air-con and strong can blow me away .i had no idea what happened all of the ah ma -s is walking here walk there changed and bathed

afternoon= buffet !!!!! but everyone is at outside hahahaha i am taking a nap we go and to the living room outside at the 2nd floor
play black jack i win 5 buck riggit hahahahahahaha feng shui very good

evening=went to the new york hotel to go and eat it is so B-O-R-I-N-G take pics the 1st dish is so stupid the song is so long 4 mins + +
the waiter do some stupid things 1st dish is up ,and the 2nd dishes is so long the video is very good everyone is drunk but i don't want to drink cause the year of the red wine is not good 198 something
(the year of red wine is the longer the better).

morning=12 at the malaysia and singapore causeway talk talk talk but .my ah ma is tired due to all the ah ma woke up at 4 am poor ah ma












11 June 2009

hey ,i am so bored

eat
sleep
shit
pee
eat
nap
eat
watch tv
laptop
watch some fucking movie(the movie is not a porn)
sleep

regluar timetable hahahaha nah i am not that bored
later
i am so bored watching all the wizards of waverly place(season 1 and 2),hannah montana (season 1,2 and 3)
my mum changed wrong bedsheet she used my sis one nvm cause it is cozy and soft with a fan swtiching on at the biggest winds

she is such a bitch just get out of my life and my planet my solar system ,go to some fucking place that they use fuck as greet ,wooo (ok it is not the time to be wooo)your action,your face,your body,your tummy ,your nose ,your ear ,your thick lips .ARGGGHHHHHHH

she is such a girl just get in of my life and my planet my solar system, got to some nicely place that they use kiss as greet ,your action,your body,your movement ,you lips ,your tongue


ok the difference the 1 st one is breaking up
the 2nd one is asking for stead

trust me ,i am the expert dun get in to the realtionship
inspired by :celia, and others heart broken girl and boys

09 June 2009

today go out to lot 1 and buy something i mean who never, (no comment are made).

i am so busted when i am sms-ing someone and my mum behind me *oppies

kevin happy birthday i am going to hug you i love you*as friend

08 June 2009

hi, guys a poem for you

you change your hair
you change your clothes
you change your brain
that just the way it goes

nice poem of coz.

later at 1:06

i damn scared going down i asked my sister she say"go out yourself" but my mummy cook takoyaki for me awwwwwww it the power of love ~~~~

hahahahaso BORED OMG i spell it correctly WHHOOOTTTSSSSS
hahaha i want to watch hannah again but my mum say to me :your girlfirend isit
me:no ,my wife
MUM:(angry mode activated) *icy cool stare
me:hehehehee what about eating sushi *pointing at ermm sushi

07 June 2009

WALUA, I AM SO BORBEDTHAT I FORGOT HOW TO SPELLi wanted to shout for my mum
MUMMYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
useless lar hahaha but i will presevered to be zai nan <--boy jonathan you can do it yes ! i can do it !!!! i wanted to buy some chips at 7-11 but i scared someone will RAPE ME damn crap hahaha

1)i am boy
3)you dun noe i skip 2
4)you are checking now
5)you are a stupid cunt

HELP ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cause i fallen in love
hahahahaha funny right !!!XDXDXDXD

if three man bathing....(guess a household item)

=washing machine

as in hokien(is washing three things)p.s the thing is dick


Hi,Dr.hanatewakusoshiseo,tadashiteteriyaki ,suzukihondacivic.
i am here to make you a little less dumb.Please let ,your uncle,anunties,hamster,dogs,papers,teacher(scienctist proved that teacher are dumb) to watch

And the word of the day is DICKER
5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

dicker ->dick->HE->human->cat<-the arrival of dicker

dicker;a noun
meaning:has small(kuku)
how to use it:

1)Mr ho ,you are a dicker !
2)mr.ho, dick are like dicker ones.!
3)mr oh,you pee-ed on me ,you dicker !
just use some brain juices and you can Do it !(not you ,mr ho)


Teee HEeee

05 June 2009

wow,just came back from singapore ,as for the last post is my cousin who post it ,another dicker hahahaha

i am so going to watch
-new moon
-harry potter 6
-hannah montana (watch)

04 June 2009

i am going make a rant ,

About singaporean

.why must there alway have a group of old aunties at the coffee shop sitting never order foods and talk ,gossip ,laugh ??

.why must singaporean urine undirect into the hole (for boy)must put a reward for 100 dollar if the pee never "go out of place".

why singaporean must be the 1st ?
hi,i watch miley cyrus new show hannah montana the movie hahah i like the "you will alway find your way back home"walua edwin not hong girl younger than you leh ,kangxing i feel sad for you
damn innocent someone ask me to do it and i do it

besides your lips, where is your favourite spot to get kiss?
my lips ,one and only place
how do you feel when you wake up this morning?
want to eat kevin up
who was the last person you took picture with?
me !

would you consider to be spoiled?
of coz. no

would you ever donate blood?
some how
do you have a good friend of the opposite sex?
yes i am very friendly
do you want someone dead?
no i say i am a friendly GUY!

what does your last msg say?
exercise leh
what are you thinking of right now?
me and her and me

did you wish someone was right here with you right now?
yes
when did you go to sleep last night?
1.23
where did you bought the shirt you're wearing now?
your ass
is someone on your mind right now?
yah
who was the last person you text?
jermaine

03 June 2009

hahahaha,today went to gym with jermiane thinking that 4 people are going inculde us but izyan and edwin suddenly say cannot ....>:( jermaine and me use some exercise hahaha damn stupid we are like damn unfit in the gym hahaha all 6-pac ,the muscle bigger than the mountain ,imgaine. and we g and eat mee pok she did not eat she eat po piah (damn spicy)she drank 2 water bottle and 1 mouth of my water T.T hahaha ,we talk craps,we take a whole around the yew tee hahaha she take the bus ,about to go in the bus move and she fall i like laughed laughed untill my cheek damn pain hahahahahahaha

01 June 2009

today ,wanted to watch that monster vs alien with my beloved cousin hahaha BUT i got science re-exam i damn sad lar ,hahaha.agfter re-exam go out with caroline,weng yi,and shavon damn stuoid as we do some dumd things lar